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posted 2 days ago with 171,904 notes
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#funny #easter

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posted 2 days ago with 386,550 notes
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#easter #jimmy fallon


ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

posted 4 days ago with 99,910 notes
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#text post

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posted 1 week ago with 12,043 notes
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#broad city







why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

posted 1 week ago with 34,540 notes
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“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy

little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

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posted 1 week ago with 480,200 notes
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#ay papi #text post

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posted 1 week ago with 258,494 notes
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[aziz ansari voice] :D

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Slap·Slap·Kiss - When a male and female character spend a lot of time bickering, it is all but inevitable that sooner or later he will interrupt her in mid-rant by suddenly grabbing her and kissing her.

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