ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
[aziz ansari voice] :D
Slap·Slap·Kiss - When a male and female character spend a lot of time bickering, it is all but inevitable that sooner or later he will interrupt her in mid-rant by suddenly grabbing her and kissing her.