You promise never to leave me? Do you promise to never leave this baby that we’re having? I promise. I do. Do you promise to stop talking about your ability to find or not find my vagina after I give birth? I do. Do you promise to let me cobble - carve - to carve in my spare time and teach our daughter the lore of the great Mississippi? I do. Do you promise never to develop a thing for seahorses? I do. Good. Do you promise to let our daughter be fat or skinny or any weight at all because we want her to be happy no matter what? Being obsessed with weight is just too cliche for our daughter. Yes, I do. Do you promise, when she talks, you’ll listen? Like really listen? Especially when she’s scared? And that her fights will be your fights? I do. And do you promise that if I die some embarrassing and boring death that you’re gonna tell our daughter that her father was killed by Russian soldiers in this intense hand to hand combat in an attempt to save the lives of 850 Chechnyan orphans? Yes. Chechnyan orphans. I do.
Away We Go (2009)
Léa Seydoux “loses” her English at the Cannes festival 2013.
Sometimes body modification is just a way of telling yourself “this is still my house, I paint the walls and and I hang the art because I’m the one who owns it”
These lockets are anatomically correct. The locket is held shut by the trunk of the aorta, which acts as a snap. The chain attaches to the pendant through the superior vena cava and left pulmonary vein, causing the heart to hang slightly anterioinferiorly, just like our hearts!
Literally me when I hurt people
oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend
OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.
SO CUTE OMG
According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.
this is exactly what breakfast in america is like
i can’t tell if Shrek had a really, really good soundtrack or if i just love all of those songs b/c i heard them so many times during my formative years watching Shrek
as a white american i can 100% confirm i cant handle any level of spiciness. mild is too spicy for me. i am truly the weakest
You have no idea how much this helps. Especially for people who struggle with depression, anxiety, procrastination or whatever’s keeping them from doing what they have to do. Try it :)
New life strategy!
I have infinite tenderness for you and always will